damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.
me before puberty:
me after puberty:
swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree
heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly” and my friend was like “thats. definitley not what a banana is supposed to be like” one doctors trip later, turns out im fucking allergic to bananas.